3 Ways Life Can Embarrass You & How You Can Avoid Them

With all these portholes and cruises, generally life simply arranges extraordinarily embarrassing check-points on the street! Here are a number of the most embarrassing issues we might consider and the best way to keep away from them.

Always walk with multiple ATM cards (Shutterstock).
Always stroll with a number of ATM playing cards (Shutterstock).

1. ATM Card Possessed By Village People:

You are out with the love of your life and you might be able to spend that moola. Your love factors at the whole lot within the retailer and also you throw it within the basket. Only so that you can get to the counter and your village people possess your ATM card. The card refuses to work! One minute after, your girlfriend whips out the cardboard and pays.

 

Way Out:

  1. Be happy with your woman’s means to not flinch and refund her later
  2. Always carry money round with you. (Dangerous however smart)
  3. Always stroll with a number of playing cards.
Sometimes, bus conductors have no chill pill. (Premium Times ) Sometimes, bus conductors don't have any chill tablet. (Premium Times )

2. Bus Conductor Slaps You

‘Busing’ in Lagos will be fairly an emotional rollercoaster. If you’re not being squeezed by your seatmates, you’ll be choking on somebody's BO, or somebody’s head shall be sleeping in your neck.

Yet, bus conductors don't have any chill tablet. And every so often, they bestow on a couple of chosen ones that common slap they're famed for.

If this occurs, what do you do?

Way Out:

  1. Don’t argue about change with the conductor, duh!
  2. Slap him again! Then run like hell. (We are joking, don’t you dare do that.)
  3. Get your change earlier than you get on the bus.
Data Finishes And The Boss Is Spitting Fire (Freepik) Data Finishes And The Boss Is Spitting Fire (Freepik)

3. Data Finishes And The Boss Is Spitting Fire

 

The boss has despatched you 2 texts and adopted up with a name. It’s 10:00 am and you aren't on the workplace, since you are operating late. The laptop computer is on the workplace and you can't inform the reality. You verify your mail’s draft, the doc is sitting there and all you might want to do is press ‘send’. You hit send solely to seek out out that knowledge has completed. No money round you and ATM is a couple of streets - virtually a lifetime - away.

Way Out:

  1. Never run out of knowledge (however that’s not possible)
  2. Dial *606# and borrow knowledge shortly
  3. Start looking out frantically for an ATM machine as a result of Aunty Kudi below the MTN umbrella won't take a switch. She doesn’t also have a checking account.

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If you attempt a couple of of these items, you'll land in bother o! In all seriousness, simply be ready. Some embarrassing conditions will be averted if you happen to simply suppose forward. So, which might you attempt to which is able to you keep away from like a plague?!

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